Weapon of choice: Missiles.  But sometimes your neighbor gets to close and you gotta bust out those guns, let him know you're serious.  When he sees your shrimp-like biceps, he'll back down.

We don't actually condone fighting.  Self-defense is understandable, but don't be a bully.  Don't start a barfight.  Control yourselves, after all this shirt is all you need to keep people from getting in your face.

This premium T-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite T-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own.

• 100% cotton (heather gray and heather ice blue are 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather blue & charcoal gray are 80% cotton/20% polyester. Heather burgundy is 60% cotton/40% polyester. Heather oatmeal is 99% cotton/1% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
• Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
• Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
• Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
• Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.